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Must Read: Robert Mugabe's funny quotes that will leave you " Laughing out loud"



Robert Mugabe is the president of Zimbabwe, rulling from 22 December 1987 till date. he is  Married to Grace Mugabe the 92 year old president is not only a celebrated political head of Zimbabwe but also a very renowned



thinker. Below are his quotes, he has a very funny way of "writing sense" he paid special attention to the ladies in his quotes. read them below:

-Girls' legs are like rumours.. They spread any how

Robert Mugabe 2015


-Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time. They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart. And the two
idiots will say "Bossu how far?"

Robert Mugabe 2016
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- Some of you girls can't even jog
for 5minutes but expect a
guy to last in bed with u for
2hours??? Ur level of
selfishness demands
a one week crusade..

Robert Mugabe 2016

- It's hard to bewitch African gals these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

Robert Mugabe 2016

- Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool. The problem is when u lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face

Robert  Mugabe 2016

- No sex before marriage???
If that was God's plan you would receive your Penis or Vagina on your wedding day.

Robert Mugabe

- Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a *girlfriend*

*Robert Mugabe 2016*

- "Sucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking dicks still baffels me..."

Robert Mugabe

- If you are ugly,you are ugly.Stop talking about inner beauty cos we dont walk around with X-rays
(ROBERT MUGABE)

- Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex

-Robert Mugabe

Dear sisters,

- Don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining.........you are not an umbrella -
Robert Mugabe (2016)

The 92 year old  president was really "Raw" in some of the quotes Lol. 

1 comment:

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